And today at work I figured out how to solve all conflicts. World Peace will finally be achieved! And here is the simple answer that has been staring us in the face the entire time. All conflicts shall now be resolved with Sloppy Make-outs. it’s perfect! The key to success is that we must ensure that they be SLOPPY, this keeps people from picking fights with hotties. Nobody likes a Sloppy make-out.
What a weird freakin day (specifically customer-wise) yesterday was. First, we over hear lady customer tell her friend that she “would rather blow her brains out than sit outside” which i thought was very effective, um, whatsit. the next customer in line said she’d really rather sit outside given those choices. Okay, and then, and this is by far the best one, i had a guy (middle aged: 40-50) come up to me at the counter and asked if we had a disguise dept. and i said, yeah, we have a whole dress up section in the back, and he scampered off back there. Come to find out later from Morgan as he was looking at our large and ridiculous fake beard, that he was looking for a disguise to wear to the beach in CA or Miami, some beachy place, because he had a lot of ex-girl friends and their friends there and he didn’t want to be recognized. !!!! it’s not often we get them that weird. He asked Morgan how she thought the beard would look and she told him “It would look pretty obvious that you are wearing a big fake beard.”
I signed up for the Little Visitor round 7 swap on Craftster, and my Visitor came in the mail today! I have conscripted Morgan and this has become a joint effort now. We were supposed to get a peep, but when my swap partner found out where i lived, she sent her son’s Tigger instead, in the theory that if they never make it to Washington, DC, he can at least learn about it from the pictures of place Tigger will visit. That’s all well and good, but tonight we’re off to a bar/club to see fire spinning and tomorrow he’s looking forward to an ice cold Cerveza, though i’ve been told to limit him to one, lest he be seen on “Stuffies Gone Wild” So anyhow, here are some arrival pics.
Here he is firmly ensconced among new friends on the bed! The Uglies think he looks a little weird, but they like him anyhow, and they love his colors.
And here he is playing me at Hang on Harvey! the other package that arrived in the mail today! He’s beating me too, the little scamp.
though you can’t tell from this god awful blurry pic, this is my best diagram ever drawn. it depicts John Cooter getting pooped on by a giant pickle. The original was given away, but i needed to save something of it for posterity.
