Funky!

This will make excellent practice for writing my memoirs. Which of course, no one will buy, but i’ll make the book extra thick so you can use it as a doorstop as well. Extra thick books are also good for pressing leaves and flowers. Impressing your friends by putting false dust covers on them, and let us not forget as step stools when you are too small to reach the candy you stashed on top of the refrigerator. Oooh, also you can bench press them to help attract the girls and boys.

Here is my favorite joke: (ahem) “What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?” “Dam.”

i think this pretty much says all there is about me.