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Q.O.T.D- I work in a toy store, which is admitedly Awesome, but it is still retail. Here follows the archive of Q.O.T.D.s (which is not really daily) Keep in mind, it’s all true. We cannot make this stuff up.

“Do you have audiotapes on Sign Language?”

“I’m looking for a game that will help with a child’s verbalage.”

“Do you have a book about general knowledge for a 6 year old that’s not an encyclopedia?”

“Do you have digital watches for girls?”
-”No.”
“Well, she can’t read these.” (points to the analog watches)
-”How old is she?”
“Eight. But she doesn’t speak English”
-”… OK”
(This was a customer I was helping. My brain fractured at that point, and i walked away)

“It’s a Wedding, you Knucklhead!!!”